$TARFACE & Tyga

I never thought I'd be able to see a Pitchfork 0 in my lifetime, and yet here we are with Tyga's brand new album reaching a whole new level of dogshit. Within the first 5 seconds of this project I could tell how utterly awful this album was going to be, truly on some generational levels in a way I didn't think was possible in the great year of 2026. This album somehow continues to keep topping itself with each track as Tyga continues to dig himself a hole deeper and deeper into the pits of hell in terms of song quality and his own very morals. This makes Tory Lanez copying The Weeknd's 80s throwback sound feel like if Soundgarden copied Nirvana (I know they didn't) compared to this. In a career full of low lights and brand new depths into the pits of terrible music, Tyga has really outdone himself here and I am here to watch this dumpster fire go up in blaze and glory. It truly takes some real lack of any sort of music ability to "conceive," record, and release an album like this but I guess Tyga fits the bill perfectly. Thank you for making me endure 30 minutes of slop you fucking loser.